Because:

A. Me and my sister have these totally epic conversations before bed.
B. It's not "Eunhae" 'cuz it's "Haeeun." Which is a girl's name. :DDD Hi, Thu, I love you. D:
C. For dear_whimsy if she wants it~ :D BE HAPPY BE HAPPY BE HAPPY :D :D :D
D. Howl's Moving Castle was not downloading; THEREFORE I NEED TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS WITH CRACK FIC.
E. A remake of "U" would be freaking amazing but srsly, if SM decides to do another sub-group I WILL BITCH AND YELL AND SCREAM AND THREATEN TO LEAVE THE FANDOM and then realize, well, okay, if they can actually sing and be entertaining, whatever. :| :| :|
F. Hi, firefadesaway~! :D ♥
G. Er, I will get back to the meme and comments in approximately 12 hours! orz orz orz
H. LOL, I dislike this pairing. :'D :'D :'D

And so. I need to lay of the caffeine, srsly. :|

To our nonexistent karma
epic Donghae + Eunhyuk BFFery. idk. :|
In which Donghae needs a water bottle to kill a spider on the 12th floor, Eunhyuk has arachnophobia, and there is research on old, dead composers.
PG-13. 420 words. Epic fail, whut.

( Donghae smiles his out-of-place smile and Hyukjae resists the urge to a) scream like a girl, b) start panicking, and c) fling himself in Sungmin and Kyuhyun's room. )