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2008-07-24T00:08:58Z

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2008-07-23T23:33:04Z

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2008-07-23T15:35:10Z

~~IGNORING MY CRAPPY MADE-OF-FAIL MS PAINT!DRAWING BUT~~ OMG GUYS HOW DO YOU FIND H. HOW DO YOU FIND THE AREA. WHY SHOULD I FREAKING CAREEEEEE ;___________________________; AM I EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THIS KIND OF CRAP sodifnpsodmfosidnfopsmdf

Edit: Nevermind, I give up :| :| :| I WILL JUST ASK MY SISTER ONCE SHE GETS BACK FROM WORK. HOPEFULLY. ;_____________________;

★ what i do when i'm supposed to be sleeping.

2008-07-08T04:46:49Z

Because:

A. Me and my sister have these totally epic conversations before bed.
B. It's not "Eunhae" 'cuz it's "Haeeun." Which is a girl's name. :DDD ~~Hi, Thu, I love you. D:~~
C. For dear_whimsy if she wants it~ :D BE HAPPY BE HAPPY BE HAPPY :D :D :D
D. Howl's Moving Castle was not downloading; THEREFORE I NEED TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS WITH CRACK FIC.
E. A remake of "U" would be freaking amazing but srsly, if SM decides to do another sub-group I WILL BITCH AND YELL AND SCREAM AND THREATEN TO LEAVE THE FANDOM and then realize, well, okay, if they can actually sing and be entertaining, whatever. :| :| :|
F. Hi, firefadesaway~! :D ♥
G. Er, I will get back to the meme and comments in approximately 12 hours! orz orz orz
H. LOL, I dislike this pairing. :'D :'D :'D

And so. I need to lay of the caffeine, srsly. :|

To our nonexistent karma
epic Donghae + Eunhyuk BFFery. idk. :|
In which Donghae needs a water bottle to kill a spider on the 12th floor, Eunhyuk has arachnophobia, and there is research on old, dead composers.
PG-13. 420 words. ~~Epic fail, whut.~~

Donghae says very seriously to Hyukjae one humid evening with a frown, "Don't look now, Hyukkie, but I am going to borrow one of your water bottles to kill this big fat spider in my room, okay?"

Hyukjae sits up straight, quickly and efficiently, his supposed "research" about classical composers abandoned. "Oh my God," he says, and stops himself from jumping off his bed and abandoning his old, crusty laptop to check if there were, in fact, any spiders in his room. "Oh my God. Donghae."

"Yeees~?" Donghae smiles his out-of-place smile and Hyukjae resists the urge to a) scream like a girl, b) start panicking, and c) fling himself in Sungmin and Kyuhyun's room.

"What if," he manages to choke out. "What if that spider comes for me?"

Donghae takes one look at him and begins to laugh. Does he detect cold laughter? Hyukjae stares at the other boy, slightly concerned. Maybe China had taken away the Donghae he had known for ever. He was slightly afraid that this might happen; after all, Donghae went from insane to even more insane (how could Hyukjae even describe that?).

"Hyukjae, the spider is on the 12th floor."

Hyukjae nods.

"You live on the 11th floor."

"And so?!" he bursts out, pushing away his laptop from his legs (it was beginning to overheat anyways). "At least you live with Shindong! What's up with him; can't he kill the thing?"

Donghae frowns, a subtle tug on his lips, and Hyukjae immediately takes everything back.

"Lee Hyukjae," he says, all stone-cold and serious (Stupid unmanly emotionally screwed-up kid, Hyukjae thinks, cursing his luck — why couldn't have Donghae just gone to Hankyung?), "have you ever felt the pain of having to sleep next to Shindong-hyung."

"No."

"I mean, can't you hear the snores from upstairs?"

"Well — Hae, no, but — "

He gives up a hard look. "Yeah, well, I didn't think so."

They sit in silence for a while before Hyukjae starts to tap-tap-tap on his laptop again and Donghae starts to tap-tap-tap on his water bottle. There is more tap-tap-tapping and then some more uncomfortable silence before Donghae finally asks, "Hyukkie, are you downloading porn?"

"GO GO GO GO GO," shouts Hyukjae, loud enough to wake up the whole apartment, much less the 11th floor, and pushes Donghae out the door.

"Love you too, baby!" he yells from the outside, and Hyukjae can still hear, "Our love is real~!" accompanied by footsteps, a door slamming, and many, many whacks followed promptly by "Please die, okay?"

And, sadly, Hyukjae has never been more sorry for a stupid spider in all his life.

★ sometimes i don't even know.

2008-07-03T04:05:10Z

it's fic tiem!
and by that i mean:
picture fic tiem!

don't know an "picture fic" is? a picture fic is a fic told by letters and papers — the catch is that they are all made in an image program like adobe photoshop to tell a story from the perspectives of two people. idk, i was high off of pepsi when i wrote/photoshopped/thought of this, okay. :| EVERYTHING SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA WHEN YOU ARE HIGH OFF OF PEPSI. :| :| :| ~~this is what i do to keep my mind off of hong gildong god i fail. D:~~

not about the cola
movie!verse. pg-13.
— kibum/donghae friendship
— kyuhyun/donghae friendship

during kyuhyun's sophomore year, he and his classmates are forced into exchanging letters and notes with the graduating senior class of neul paran high school. he is (un)lucky enough to have gotten lee donghae, who will eventually change his view of the world, one ridiculously useless note at a time. based very loosely on the 2008 movie "doremifasolatido."

notes: crack, weirdness, lack of photoshop skills :|, kyuhyun's handwriting not being legible?, me being me. :| :| :|
disclaimer: totally not real! totally not mine! ♥

Installment One: In which Kyuhyun is depressed, Donghae is amused, and Kibum only has a cameo but feels like a love-note deliverer.

September 20th

September 22

September 23

September 26

September 26, a few hours later

September 27

Next installment? ~~LOL probably never~~ Maybe Friday; more content and ~*funny*~ stuff? :| :| :|

the song donghae supposedly "composed" is from the doremifasolatido soundtrack; you can download it here! ♥ this version is the one by jeong joonil, which is the official version. jang geunseok's version is so much cuter, but he only sang in the movie. :'D

★ i thought i saw a shooting star.

2008-07-02T01:02:09Z

these are for perv and themerrier because you guys are bullies. :| ♥ i... totally don't write for any of these pairings except kihae. :| and these could totally pass for hong gildong fanfics except la la la i'm going to ignore that fact now. :|

if i
kibum/donghae, g, drama
(changhui, yinok)
306 words

maybe he learned taoist magic, because you were pretty sure a year ago that if you ever had to fall in love, you'd never fall in love with a type of boy like him. or maybe just not fall in love after all. you'd never have a love. and out of all the names available, his name had to be donghae. plain old donghae.

and then nothing.

when you finally wake up, long, slender fingers smooth the wet rag on your forehead and your first thought is was i a fool to have loved you? you open your eyes and see him staring down back at you with a bright smile on his face. "you did good, gongja!" he says enthusiastically, patting your arm roughly. you wince but he doesn't notice. "you did so well! i thought he had you for a while there but you showed him, didn't you?"

his smile grows bigger and bigger until it becomes your personal sun, and maybe, you think, this is what you could live for, if just for one day.

"donghae…," you try to say but he shakes his head.

"you need to be resting, okay?" distractedly, he takes a steamed red bean paste bun and stuffs it absentmindedly into his mouth. "gongja," he says after swallowing with another smile, "you're going to recover soon, you know? so — " a fist " — gongja, jiayou!"

"jiayou," you murmur awkwardly back, an equally-awkward grin on your face. it's been so long since you've smiled. lee donghae, you think just a little sadly, if you left me, how would i live?

and maybe he reads minds, too, because he smoothes your hair and whispers softly, "ah, gongja, don't worry. if you need to talk, my door's always open."

he leaves soon after that, and it was nice while it had lasted.

—

the truth is always stranger
heechul/han geng, pg, crack
(sugeun, merchant wang)
286 words

"psst," whispers heechul when no one in the marketplace is looking. "psst," he whispers again, more dramatically, when han geng is playing deaf and apparently has selective hearing.

"psst!" heechul roars, and han geng is forced to give up dusting his precious so-claimed "imported" merchandise.

"what?!" he yells back.

heechul grins mysteriously. "merchant han," he begins slyly, "i heard from a certain someone that you are not actually from china — " han geng makes a choked sound in his throat " — but you are actually faking that ridiculous accent and are actually from jeolla province." and winks. han geng is appalled.

"h-heechul sshi!" he says, shushing heechul instantly with waving his arms frantically. "don't say that! it's bad for my reputation!" he scowls. "have you been talking with that boy recently?"

heechul snorts. "of course! he's our chief, after all."

"please never let me see you again and go flirt with whatsherface yuri."

"oh! but merchant han!" heechul says sadly, faking everything and loving every moment of it. "have you never… never felt the boom boom bang! of love before?"

"i'm sorry, what?"

"the firecrackers telling you that that person is that one?"

"excuse me but what?"

"the explosions of love inside your heart?!"

"what?"

heechul sighs. "you really are from china after all."

han geng's face is completely blank and heechul cannot take it anymore.

"basically," heechul says simply, "have you ever danced like no one's watching?"

"…," says han geng (as he really was from china after all).

he sighs. "how sad." a sudden grin pops up on his face and han geng is slightly afraid. "then, darling, let me show you it."

another strangled sound of sheer terror comes from han geng's throat.

—

two old men
kangin/leeteuk, g, crack
(noin, haemyung)
452 words

"why do you call donghae your grandson," leeteuk asks one day, "when you are only two years older than him?"

kangin chokes on a biscuit before stuttering, "w-well, even though i am his hyung, i don't like it when he calls me hyung or ajusshi and he doesn't want to call me appa s-so…"

leeteuk raises an eyebrow. "so he calls you grandpa?"

"er," says kangin, and back he goes to drinking his soup.

the next day, kangin finds leeteuk in merchant han's booth (trying to sell a pair of colored eyeglasses and shooing away the older man at the same time) calming blowing on a steamed bun.

"hey!" kangin calls. "hey! hey, leeteuk-sshi!"

"hm?"

he grins like a cat. "so i heard from a certain someone with connections to a certain someone with connections to a certain brothel that my donghae has caught your boy's eye!" he sighs. "aaaah. this must be fate! we must've been fated to meet from the start! although i'm a bit worried that my donghae is too clueless and will reject your boy…"

leeteuk finishes chewing carefully before murmuring "hmmm" thoughtfully. kangin clicks his tongue and whispers dramatically, "ah, leeteuk-sshi is so old that he doesn't even understand true love~"

the day after that goes something like this:

"leeteuk-sshi!"

"hm?"

only this time, his grin is bigger. "so i heard from a certain someone with connections to a certain someone with connections to a certain someone with connections to a certain brothel that my donghae has caught the gongja's personal bodyguard's eye!" he sighs. "i only hope that my poor clueless donghae can see that shiwon-sshi has fallen so deeply in love with him!"

leeteuk raises an eyebrow and says, "hmmm." kangin scowls and only mutters under his breath, "ah, he's so jealous~"

the next day:

"leeteuk-sshi!"

"hm?!"

kangin's grin was so big that it could almost replace the sun and leeteuk's eyebrow could not possibly go any higher than it was. "big news! so i heard from a certain someone with connections to a certain someone with connections to a certain someone with connections to a certain someone with connections to a certain brothel that my donghae has caught the gongja's eye!" he throws up his arms in delight. "now we'll never have to peddle medicine again!" leeteuk starts to chew on his dumpling again.

"don't you care, leeteuk-sshi?!"

"hmmm. no, not really."

kangin laughs. "a-hah! you just don't want to admit that you were wrong, right? saying that my donghae could be from a noble family! that's funny~ even though royalty would be nice, being a merchant is definitely great, too!"

leeteuk just smiles and laughs and says, "ah, well. that could be destiny, after all."

—

things we've never said
kyuhyun/sungmin, g, general
(yeon-sshi, gomi)
401 words

the first time i've ever met you, i thought you were younger than me. the first time i've told you that, you laughed and said, "it's because i have a baby face, isn't that right?" and you returned to drawing in the dirt with a thin stick.

the second time i've ever seen you, you were hiding from heechul, who was angry at you for moving his bed to make room for yourself. i don't recall ever warning you about that kind of thing (don't anger him and you'll be fine; don't be prettier than him and you'll be fine) but you seemed to get along just fine after that incident. the first time i've told you that, you laughed and said, "it's because i look really weak to you, isn't that right? don't worry kyuhyunnie, because i can take care of myself."

i asked you how old you really were. another laugh. "20! i look like i'm still 16, doesn't it?" he pauses, unconsciously tracing his lips while thinking. "oh, i wonder how old you are?"

"i just turned 18."

you smiled and clapped your hands. "i'm glad you shared that with me, kyuhyunnie~"

and then the counting stopped. the firsts and seconds and thirds and fourths all melted together and here we are standing, sitting, hiding, stealing, laughing, smiling, crying at all once. maybe my memory is a bottomless pit, because i honestly don't remember anymore. i don't remember the first joke you told me, the first time we ate four pheasants all by ourselves, the first time that you insisted on putting heechul's make-up on me and the first time we were truly afraid that he would tan our sorry hides.

"we're thieves," you tell me one day, when everything is falling apart. "don't we deserve to die?" the army comes closer, closer, closer. i don't know what to do anymore.

"if they do," i say slowly, "then i won't let them get you, hyung." because i want to protect your smile.

and then you read my mind and nod, grinning triumphantly like a fool that's going to die. "well, then, at least we're going to put up a fight, right?"

"right."

you laugh and twirl your staff. "they're coming closer, aren't they? we're not going to fall back, aren't we?"

"no," i say, "because we're hwal bin dang!"

because we're going to change the world one day.

k.
gongja (공자) = "young master"
hwal bin dang (활빈당) = "the army that helps peasants" ~~i think :|~~

c.
jiayou (加油) = lit. add oil; Korean equivalent is fighting!

★ because i am insane/my love is too strong/it's one in the morning/etc.

2008-06-26T04:39:27Z

I'm not sure if there's ever been a So Nyeo Shi Dae friending meme going around because, truthfully, I haven't been a fan long enough to know! But a lot of friending memes have been going around and I was surprised that one hadn't been made for our girls~ ♥ And for those that have no idea what a friending meme is, just copy and paste the pretty little code in the textbox below and ~~stalk~~ the threads to see if there's anyone you'd like to friend and get to know better! ♥♥♥

Pimp it! ♥ Because I will be extremely sad if I have to cut myself off my own f-list and add me back again :'D
<a href = "http://pureuda.livejournal.com/33514.html">the so nyeo shi dae friending meme</a>

And the almighty code!
baby baby » the 411 name: text text text age: text text text birthday: text text text location: text text text ooh la-la! » favorites member: text text text pairing: text text text song: text text text music video: text text text other: text text text complete » deep down and personal why you love them: text text text your initial reaction was... text text text you look up to _______ the most! text text text what's in your lj? text text text other main interests: text text text tell us about your friending policy! text text text quick! tell me what's been playing in your music player lately~ text text text any last-minute things you want to share? text text text

Have fun, bbs~! ♥